So... yesterday we were all cracking up at work. Someone went outside to walk a dog and found a chicken tied up by it's leg to a tree. Feeling sorry for it and it's leg, that was incessantly being tugged, we brought it inside and put it in a kennel. Now, keep in mind we are in a strip center with a Chinese food restaurant next to us and a Nail Salon. Honestly the Chinese food was just too easy. And, as it turns out, someone else went out to walk a dog and a woman from the nail place was walking around clucking and holding some cooked rice in her hands. "Have you seen chicken?", she asks. We explained that it was being harmed by being tied up but returned it to her. A few hours later, her husband shows up and says "You want chicken?". Luckily one of our doctors has a bit of land and took the chicken, which was now in a cardboard box. The runnng joke was that when the husband asked "You want chicken?", we should have said "Kung Pao or Sweet and Sour?". If there is a moral to the story, I don't know one. But maybe..... Never tie your cock to a tree?